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Who would have thought?
Stoya coming out as porn star to her grandmother:
Stoya: Hey grandma! How are you?
Grandma: Good, how are you? What are you doing for a living? Because your mother says you’re “kind of like a model,” and she wouldn’t say “kind of” if you were, and, no offense honey, but you’re a bit short.
Stoya: You know like Bettie Page, right?
Stoya: I do stuff like that except, because everybody runs around in skimpy clothing now, I do the modern version, where I have sex with people on video.
Grandma: Oh, you’re a nudie girl in the moving pictures!
Stoya: Yes I am.
So I’m thinking, “Sweet, we’re doing good.”
Grandma: Do you enjoy it?
Stoya: Okay, I’ve got to tell you another thing.
Stoya: Well, I’m using your name.
Grandma: Oooh. Vera? That’s not very sexy.
Stoya: Well actually, if I was going for pin-up, that would actually be a fantastic name, but I’m using “Stoya.”
Grandma: Ooooh no.
And I’m like, “Fuck, we were going so well!”
Stoya: What’s wrong?
Grandma: I hope that no one at the nursing home gets us confused and tries to put my feet behind my head, because I don’t bend that way anymore.